Wednesday, January 27, 2010

PCD is NOT for Me!

So I went shopping with my girlfriend, Kirsti, on Saturday. During the trip (which was SO much fun), I decided to buy a couple new workout videos. I have a million...but what's another one?

You see...I bought one for entertainment value. I thought it would be a cheesy good time. What did I buy?




Oh yes...yes I did. The PussyCat Dolls workout (aka PCD)

Last night, I decided to try it out - hoping that it would be fun and give me a bit of a workout.

WRONG!!!!

This "workout" video is more about teaching you a tiny portion of the dance moves to "Don't Cha" and "Buttons" that you repeat over and over. Now, I like to get down like any other club skank (totally kidding) so I was down to try it out. I was quickly annoyed. Typical encouragement/instructions included:

"Smack that butt. And smack it. Smack it. Smack it smack it smack it"
"And really spread your legs here"

...and my absolute favorite was after you completed the "practice" and finally you were going to dance to the actual song...

"We are going to slip into something a bit more sexy. We hope you do too"

Next thing you know, they are in stilletos and catsuits.

So, end of story is that it was NOT a workout and more like soft core porn - I should give it to one of my dude friends. I got absolutely nothing out of it...EXCEPT I woke up with the worst back ache I have had in, well, forever...all those whore moves are something I'm not used to :)

I still Sazzle...even though PCD is NOT for Me!

4 comments:

  1. #1 your blog will always be more important than whatever Obama has to say. Sorry to anyone who likes and voted for him.
    #2 I saw that workout video and am now glad that I did not buy it. Thanks for the heads up Steph!

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  2. I agree with Martha.

    Mental image of you doing these "moves" makes me laugh so hard that if my belly was still jiggly it would wiggle. But thanks to your motivation i have little wiggle and jiggle.
    Throw the video on ebay, somebody will buy it.

    ;)

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  3. I laughed out loud at just the title, why you ask? Well PCD totally sounds like an STD. You know, like HPV? The title sounds like the catch phrase for some STD medication commercial. That being said, for both your reasons and mine, I'm glad to here that PCD is not for you!!!

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  4. LOL Hillary!!!

    By the way - I looked totally hot doing it :) But, my back still hurts.

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