Top 10 Reasons Why You Have No Life:

10. You are only out of your pajamas from 8am-6pm. That is enough time to get to and from work.

9. You listen to your blog song 10 times in a row so that you can dance to Paula Abdul and pretend you are really good dancing in a club and everyone thinks your cool.

8. You hang shelves and hooks in your closet at 11:30 pm. After all, you can create a new system to organize your outfits on the weekend and save time and energy during the week.

7. You toggle between Facebook and your blog over and over and over again for hours to see if anyone has commented on anything about you.

6. You watch the Golden Girls every night when you get home. Over the past few months, you have seen some of the same episodes about 10 times.

5. Your idea of excitement is going back to the tanning salon after recovering from the flesh-eating bacteria on your arm. (It might still be a bit soon but I am going to try it anyway)

4. Your Mom is too busy to talk to you.

3. You take pictures of your shoes, upload them, shrink them all to the exact same size, print them in color, cut them out, tape them to the outside of the shoe boxes, and sort them by color and style before putting them back on the shelf.

2. Organize and reorganize and reorganize and reorganize every closet, drawer, cupboard, tote, box, shelf and room that you have - writing lists of different organizational items you will want to buy. And then hang out on organize.com, which is like porn to you.

And the Number 1 Reason why you have no life:

1. You spend time writing a blog like this.


***I should probably also add that you are pretty nervous in new situations, so you don't really ask people to hang out - and part of you just wants to hide out in your cave until ... well, I don't know exactly what for...but just to hide out there for some reason...